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Me And My Dick

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The Potter Song

Today I feel like going to Pigfarts
I just need one big rocket ship
I feel like sneaking of of our dorms
So maybe we can find some things
But today I might just have to much butterbeer

The scarf of sexual preference and sorting hat
Maybe today they might just be back
Nobody’s gonna get in there way

I’ll be lounging on the couch just eating all my Redvines
So many I might get sick but I’ll ignore all the signs
'Cause, well, I'm Harry Freakin' Potter

Oh yes, I said it
I said it
I said it ‘cause I can

Today I feel like going to Pigfarts
I just need one big rocket ship
I feel like sneaking of of our dorms
So maybe we can find some things
But today I might just have to much butterbeer

When Harry wakes up for his potions class
He’ll talk to Cho Chang now that Cedric’s dead
Umbridge will text… It’s absurd 
(Well you didn’t text me back)
Draco and Ron will get Granger Danger
Quirrell and Voldy will do a little dance
Harry is the biggest Zefron fan

Oh yes I said it
I said it
I said it ‘cause I can

Today I feel like going to Pigfarts
I just need one big rocket ship
I feel like sneaking of of our dorms
So maybe we can find some things
But today I might just have to much butterbeer

Yes I’m Gonna ride Rumbleroar
Remind Herman she can’t draw
Yeah (x11)

I’ll just strut in my Gryffindor scarf
Remind Lupin he can’t sing
Flu Powder Power, Flu Powder Power

Oh!

Today I feel like going to Pigfarts
I just need one big rocket ship
I feel like sneaking of of our dorms
So maybe we can find some things
But today I might just have to much butterbeer

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dewdrops-on-roses:

Remember when you first watched AVPM and you had this weird half-crush on Voldemort but you didn’t want to admit it because ew who has a crush on a dude covered in white paint with a ridiculous voice and tap shoes that’s so weird and then you looked up the guy who plays him just in case and it’s like oh wait

crush totally justified. 

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